As per my cousin's request:
so yesterday morning started out like any other with roper jumping on my head until i crawled out of the bed. I threw on some jeans, a long
sleeve shirt, then another, a sweatshirt, and finally a jacket. (I like the cold; I don't like being cold.) I stumbled into the kitchen and
poured myself a cup of coffee. I didn't get to finish it because the dogs were begging to go out, so we went to feed the horses. I
dipped up and passed out feed with no trouble, then I grabbed the water hose to fill the buckets. As I grasped the hose I heard a cracking noise, "funny" I thought "oh well". I placed the hose in
Midknight's bucket and turned the
spigot on. At first nothing happened then I heard the water rushing toward the end of the hose. But something was keeping it from pouring out. Ice. so I turned back to the
spigot. Mid way between the bucket and the
spigot I caught movement out of the corner of my eye. The water hose, it was lifting up in the air. All of a sudden it began shooting ice pellets at me, poor
Midknight, and all over the barn. Then the water came rushing out, once again all over me, poor
Midknight, and the barn. I grasped at it. Missed! Sputtering at the water i finally caught the wild hose, plunged it back in the bucket, and surveyed the scene.
Midknight was at the back of the stall snorting, so was Kristo, but Elvis was standing next to his door rolling his eyes at me as if to say "you idiot".
I was wet and cold feeling like a drowned cat but i finished the morning chores. I even learned something... when your husband tells you he drained the water hose, don't believe him.
Thanks honey.