Thursday in all my efforts to clean the kitchen I managed to get a little sloppy. I was washing dishes when I remembered a dish containing leftover roast, potatoes, and carrots. I pulled it out of the refrigerator removed the lid and poured it in the trash. Easy enough task for apparently anyone other than me. My trash can has one of those convenient foot petals I put my foot on it to open the lid. When I poured the food into the trash some of it missed the can and splattered down the front, onto my pants, then on my foot. It was cold, had bits of coagulated fat in it, and looked something like vomit. The instant the cold "vomit" hit my foot I screamed, kicked off my flip flop and dashed to the sink to drop the dish in so I could change and clean up. In my panic I tore off my rubber gloves getting the mixture on my hands (further grossing me out) then yanked my pants off and ran for the bedroom to change. I had to run, the blinds were open,a fact I forgot until my pants were already off, and there was no way I was putting them back on. This has made me even more grateful I live in the country, hopefully no one saw me. otherwise my neighbors have gotten to know me a little too well.
Friday I had one of those days were I did nothing but sit around and read all day. I love those days! It's so nice to just do nothing occasionally. I read Confessions of a Shopaholic. really a good read, light and funny.
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9 months ago
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